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A dark figure walks down the main street of Lícburg, a rather strange occurrence for this little town, especially considering the large number of undead from the Lícwíglung Toren nearby. The figure, however, could care less about the living dead for she was the High Priestess of Vaade and had official business with the Arch Wizard. Suddenly, skeletal hands broke through the ground grabbing her ankles. An average person would have been instantly killed by the mere touch of the hands, but she was far from average. Instinctively she said a quick prayer and, with a burst of light, obliterated the hands.

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Meet JackHello, my name is Jack and this is my story. And with that generic opening most would be so inclined to just stop reading. But, because I acknowledge your distinct disinterest in clichés you will begin reading in hope of this going somewhere. I hate to disappoint, but it's really not. That “this is my story” crap is exactly what it is. My story. Enough about you and what you care. This is about me! Not you! What? You want it to be about you? Go write your own story then instead of wasting your time reading this! Now then, I am an 18 year old male. Blond spiky hair, 6'2”, slender, and so forth. Origin Meet Jack
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Behold failure.

Thu Jan 8, 2009, 9:25 PM

Mood: Speechless
Listening to: Protege Moi by Placebo
Eating: Pizza
Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Behold! Here I am! Well, well, well... Here I am, sitting at my computer, listening to music, chatting with friends, but most importantly...NOT WRITING! Well, I mean, I'm writing, but not my story. I wrote some stuff, but once again, skipping a details in the storyline that are necessary to understanding what's going on.

Well...Actually, you could understand, its just it'd have large plot holes. Le sigh. I suppose I'll try to write some more.

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